WHO DO THE VOODOO?

FW.FW. Voodoo FIXER

WE ALL HAVE RECEIVED THE EMAILS THAT IF YOU DO NOT FW. THIS TO A FRIEND OR RELATIVE OR TO YOUR PETS YOU WILL HAVE SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO YOU IN 3 HOURS OR WHATEVER.I’VE RESEARCHED METHODS TO FIX ALL THIS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HIT DELETE!!! WITHIN 5 SECONDS OF SEEING THE FW…THIS SEEMS TO WORK THE BEST.

ON THE OTHER HAND THERE IS THE OTHER METHOD, THAT HAS NOT HAD AS MUCH SUCCESS BUT IS STILL ONE OF THE MOST FAVORED
WAYS TO COMPLETE THIS TASK, PROVIDING YOU CAN STILL MOVE AT YOUR COMPUTER. DEVELOPED BY THE LOST TRIBE OF “MELUNGEONS”

STEP 1: STAND UP FROM YOUR COMPUTER

STEP 2: TURN AROUND 3 TIMES (NOT TO FAST YOU COULD GET DIZZIE YOU’RE NOT 5YR OLD ANYMORE)

STEP 3: GO TO THE BATHROOM (WALK CAREFULLY YOU MAY BE DIZZIE FROM TURNING AROUND)

STEP 4: LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE?

STEP 5: PUT YOUR LEFT ARM OUT AND SHAKE IT GENTLY

STEP 6: PUT YOUR LEFT LEG OUT AND SHAKE IT GENTLY

STEP 7: TILT YOUR HEAD TO THE LEFT SIDE AND SHAKE IT GENTLY

STEP 8: REPEAT THESE WORDS EXACTLY (NOT DOING SO COULD CAUSE UNSEEN EFFECTS IN YOUR “ANTERIOR COMMISSURE”THE STUPID IS COMING OUT OF ME,THE STUPID IS COMING OUT OF ME,THE STUPID IS COMING OUT OF ME.

STEP 9: YOU SHOULD BEGIN TO FEEL SMARTER AT THIS POINT

STEP 10: IF THERE IS NO FEELING EITHER WAY REPEAT STEPS 4-8.

STEP 11: IF STILL NO RESULTS SEND $19.95 TO FOLLOWING ADDRESS LISTED
I WANNA BE SMARTER
19.95 DON’T FORGET THE STAMP
TAKE MY MONEY,TX OU812

IN CONCLUSION IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND OR RELATIVE OR PET THAT YOU LIKE TO E-MAIL, SEND THEM A LETTER,GIVE THEM A CALL OR WHATEVER IS CONVENIENT TO YOU.BUT DON’T FW IF YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND, AND YOU DON’T LIKE ME, MIGHT AS WELL COME IN SOME EXCEL FORMAT WITH CHECK BOXES DO YOU LIKE ME YES OR NO OR MAYBE.

AND IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT ME NOT GETTING ENOUGH E-MAILS.THERE ALWAYS FRIEND FINDERS WHO SEEM TO BE ABLE TO FIND THEM EVEN THAT I NEVER WANTED ANY..WEIRD?STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY, TAKE CARE ALL .